Paper Magazine:

The Golden Age of Twitter Porn

The New York Daily News:

Getting the Vaccine

The New Yorker's Shouts and Murmurs:  

Scenes from the Republican National Convention

Esquire:

An Ode to Home Depot’s 12-Foot-Tall Skeleton

GQ:

I Will Never Have a Six-Pack

A Eulogy for Tumblr Porn

Rolling Stone:

Super Bowl 2021: The Best and Worst Ads

Super Bowl 2020: The Best & Worst Ads

Super Bowl 2020: Ad Preview

Super Bowl 2019: Best & Worst Ads

Super Bowl 2019: Ad Preview

Super Bowl 2018: Best & Worst Ads

Super Bowl 2018: Ad Preview

Super Bowl 2017: Best & Worst Ads

Super Bowl 2017: Ad Preview

Super Bowl 2016: Best & Worst Ads

Super Bowl 2016: Ad Preview

Super Bowl 2015: Ad Preview

The Worst Statues in Sports

Time Out New York:

Finding a Public Restroom

Horrors of Package Delivery

UberPooling

Dressing for Fall in NYC

The Awfulness of NYC Beaches

Moving in New York

The Torture of Motorcycles

Funny or Die:

Rejected Subway Signs

Drake's Strangest Lyrics

Trump's Summer To-Do List

Absolute Best Things about Fall

 MusiFacts: DNCE's "Cake by the Ocean"

New Slogans for President Trump

Trump-Inspired Greeting Cards

Inside Trump's America

Playboy:

A Visit to The Wrecking Club, an aggression therapy center

Rejected Fall TV Pilots

Worst Things About Summer 2015

50 Worst Things to Hear on Thanksgiving

Complex: 

RNC Drinking Game

Trump's Summer Playlist